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What's wrong with your Google listing?

Type your business name. We read your listing the way a customer sees it and tell you, in plain words, what is wrong with it. Then we fix the first thing free, whether or not we ever talk again.

We read the public Google listing and nothing else. Nothing is saved unless you leave your number.

How this works

Computed, not written.

1 · We read your listing

Straight from Google's own data: the website link, the hours, the photos, the reviews, the phone number, the address.

2 · The rules decide

The same rules we ran over 5,865 businesses along the Wasatch Front. No listing gets a sentence another one with the same problem wouldn't get.

3 · You get it, free

Every fix is something you can do yourself in the Business Profile, and we say how. Or text it to Patch afterwards and never think about it again.

1,227 of those 5,865 businesses have no website of their own: 857 none at all, 181 a dead link, 132 a Facebook or Instagram page standing in for one, 54 a free builder address. Figures as of 2026-09-28 — the numbers for your kind of business.